Happy St.“Patrick’s” Day

Today, my oldest son who is 10, stayed home sick from school. In typical sick-kid fashion, he spent half the day lying on the couch just watching cartoons — a 2 hour-long SpongeBob SquarePants marathon, to be exact.

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, Nickelodeon cleverly featured back-to-back episodes of SpongeBob starring a character named (you guessed it)…Patrick. 😉

In case you’re not familiar, Patrick is SpongeBob’s trusty sidekick.

He’s a large, salmon-colored starfish, who is always there to lend a hand for any of SpongeBob’s crazy schemes — he is NOT, however, the brains of the operation…😂.

🤔 Come to think of it, neither is Sponge Bob, but that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms…😂.

Anyway, as if being less astute than SpongeBob wasn’t bad enough already, in a particular episode we watched today, Patrick’s brain completely stops working altogether. 😳

In order to save him, SpongeBob came up with a brilliant idea to “unplug” Patrick’s brain and then plug it back in 🙄…kind of like you do when you need to “reboot” your computer. 😂

Hmmm…who knew it also worked on brains…I can think of a handful of people I’d like to try that on…🤔🤭🤫…

But I digress…🤣

The good news is…SpongeBob’s idea worked!

Not only did Patrick get his brain back, he was even way smarter than before!

But this happy turn of events didn’t go smoothly for long. Before you know it, Patrick’s newfound intellectual prowess starts going to his head…literally.

He begins using all kinds of “highfalutin” words and condescending tones to criticize his friends for their supposed ignorance.

I’ll spare you the quirky details, but Patrick eventually comes to his senses and sets out on a mission to become his old self again — the sweet, humble, fun-loving (albeit slightly dense) guy he was before. ❤️

The only problem? Patrick’s new brain goes about trying to learn these virtues the same way you might try to learn math or science — cut to scenes of Patrick desperately scribbling equations on a chalkboard and scanning the pages of textbooks like, “The Physics of Fun.” 🤣

Of course, the hilarity of it all lies in the fact that this is obviously NOT the way to go about finding kindness, humility, or fun at all. Even kids can appreciate the irony in that.

Kindness and humility cannot be calculated in some sort of an equation. Just as having fun is not rocket science.

And simply put, neither is having faith.

We live in a society that values brains like Patrick’s…brains that “know” a lot. And we’re arguably a generation “knows” more than any other generation before us — and what we don’t know, we Google. 😉

For better or for worse, information is at our fingertips more than ever before.

But in our own quest for intellectual prowess, we are in danger of missing the bigger picture — and in danger of becoming people who “…are always learning but never able to come to a knowledge of the truth.” – II Timothy 3:7

The deep and meaningful things of life — things like truth, love, faith, and wisdom aren’t rocket science.

Just like Patrick was totally overthinking it, we sometimes fall into that trap as well.

But God has chosen to “make wise the simple” (Psalm 19:7) and Jesus promises that those who seek Him will find Him.

Seeking Him means spending time in His Word.

“So faith comes from hearing, and hearing through the word of Christ.” (Romans 10:17)

It doesn’t take years of study to come to a knowledge of the truth. I think about the Ethiopian eunuch, the Philippian jailer, and the thief on the cross — none of them “knew it all” before believing…they took the first step in faith.

The Gospel of Christ is just as powerful today as it was during the first century. It convicts and cuts to the heart. It is living and active — alive and applicable as much today as it was 2000 years ago.

You don’t need to know anything more than they did in the first century to believe and be baptized.

Don’t overthink it — it’s not rocket science.

“Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase…just take the first step.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.

Until next time…

-PWAP

Brady’s Back, Baby

Over the last 24 hours, “Brady’s Back” has been the biggest sports headline in America.

It’s official, Tom Brady is not — I repeat not — done with football yet.

Lol — I’m not gonna lie, when I first read those words yesterday, the first thing I did was google snopes to get the 411. 😂

Those headlines just couldn’t be right — right???

Wasn’t it only a couple of months ago that he announced his retirement???

I’m not even a football fan, but I was intrigued by the headlines…

…and after confirming that it really is true that Tom Brady, the oldest guy in the NFL, is headed back for yet another season as quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, I went from intrigued…to inspired. ❤️

Now, I will admit that I usually hate it when people put professional athletes up on pedestals, showering them with undue adulation, but the reason I find him inspiring has less to do with his success than it has to do with his failure.

As the reigning Super Bowl champs, the bar was set high last year for Tom Brady and the Buccaneers to repeat their championship once more.

When the Bucs fell short of that goal in the playoffs, their season came to a screeching halt — and so did Tom Brady’s career.

Despite all of his previous successes, Brady’s final season had ended in disappointment and failure.

And when he announced his retirement, it felt like a fairytale football career that didn’t get the “happily ever after” it deserved.

Do you ever find yourself feeling like that in your own life sometimes?

Through disappointing seasons of your own life, have you had times where you just want to throw in the towel? Moments where you feel defeated and want to say, “That’s it, I give up.”

I do. At least twice a week.

Maybe I’m being melodramatic (ok, I’m definitely being melodramatic), but sometimes when I’m making my kids’ school lunches at night, I just stand there looking around my house at piles of toys and dirty laundry, hearing them wrestling each other and praying between thuds that they don’t break a bone, and I just stop mid PB&J and think, “So this is it? This is how it all ends???” 😂😂😂

Maybe that’s why when I heard that Tom Brady was coming back, it resonated with me so much. It reminded me of Proverbs 24:16: “For though a righteous man may fall seven times, he still gets up; but the wicked stumble in bad times.”

You too might be down for a moment, but the righteous don’t stay there forever. Dust yourself off and get back up again — every great comeback always starts with a first step.

If Tom Brady can do it — so can you.

Because honestly, if you’re a child of God, no matter what you’re facing, you can rise up again from it — whether it be sin, temptation to sin, trials and turmoil, or just every day day-to-day life.

How do I know you can rise? Because you’ve got something even better than Brady has — you’ve got Jesus.

Brady relies on his own strength and stamina to win the game. But as Christians, our strength comes from Jesus (Isaiah 40:31) who appeared to have been “defeated” in death, only to rise up to eternal victory. And through Him, the Bible says we are “more than conquerors.” (Romans 8:33-39)

And as Tom Brady enters this next season, possibly his last, he still has to wonder whether or not this one will end in victory or defeat.

As Christians, we don’t have to wonder. The victory has already been won for us through Jesus Christ.

“These things I have spoken to you, so that in Me you may have peace. In the world you have tribulation, but take courage; I have overcome the world.” – John 16:33

So, don’t give up. Get up.

Stay on His team and make as many comebacks as you need to endure ‘til the end. We may fall, but we will rise back up again…and one day, it will be eternally.

Until next time…

-PWAP

This too shall pass…

“This too shall pass”…nobody really quite knows where that famous colloquial phrase originated…but credit has been assigned to many different possible origins…including ancient Persian, Buddhist, and Jewish sources. It’s also one of those phrases that people even sometimes mistake for a Bible verse (right up there with “God works in mysterious ways”). But alas, it’s not.

While we may never know the exact origins of the phrase, consensus is that it’s been around for a while — and from what I hear, it was even one of Abraham Lincoln’s favorite sayings.

As I was driving to pick the kids up from school today, the phrase popped into my head.

I was just driving down a two-lane road minding my own business, going the speed limit (maybe even 5 over 🤭), when all of the sudden, a big Dodge pickup that was all jacked-up on monster truck tires came up behind me loud and fast in my rear-view mirror.

He quickly gained on me until he couldn’t gain anymore. Something about the way his headlights were blaring in my rear view mirror even at midday, made me feel like he was metaphorically breathing down my neck…pressuring me to go faster or move out of the way.

But I know that road. And I know the speed limit. And I also know there’s a state trooper who likes to create a speed trap for unsuspecting drivers a few times a month, so no way was I going to let this guy pressure me into speeding up.

After a minute or so, he finally got the gist, and swerved into to the left lane, putting the pedal to the metal and leaving me to eat his dust.

But honestly, I was glad he passed me — it was a relief.

As I watched him speed down the road until his taillights disappeared completely, the phrase “this too shall pass” came to mind.

When we’re traveling the road of life, minding the speed limit (and our own business), there’s often times the enemy comes up and presses in hard on us as we are trying to stay within God’s limits.

Just like one of those aggressive drivers, he’ll come in looking all big, bad and intimidating…trying to pressure us to violate God’s laws.

“For this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison, as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen. For the things that are seen are transient, but the things that are unseen are eternal.” – 2 Corinthians 4:17-18

The things of this earth are transient, fleeting, passing away — and that includes the temptations, persecutions, and other “light momentary afflictions” that the devil tries to bring about in our lives, provoking us with his own brand of “road rage.”

So…keep your eyes on the road. Keep those hands at 10 and 2— or better yet, let Jesus take the wheel — and just let the devil pass.

Because it will pass…it may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. 😉

Until next time…

-PWAP

The “Keep the Van Clean” Contract

Well, here I am again…another weekday afternoon spent just waiting in the school car rider line. It’s a 30 minute drive here, and at least a 30 minute wait once I’m parked.

With gas prices at $4.00 per gallon right now, my wallet doesn’t like that very much…but that’s ok — I also do some of my best thinking during this quiet ride.

Sometimes my husband comes with. On those days, we do more talking than thinking.

And then there’s those times when my husband drives himself — and on those days, he’s got one thing and one thing only on his mind:

Beat 👏 The 👏 Odysseys. 😂

— The Honda Odysseys, to be exact.

I don’t know whether it’s his competitive spirit or just that he wants to be the first to nab the super shady parking spot on 90 degree days 🥵 — but let me tell you, that man is on a mission. 🤣

Part of me can understand why he’d want to upstage the Odysseys though.

I mean, they do give off a slightly condescending vibe 😒 — what with their automatic doors, fresh wax jobs, and…ALL THOSE Disney passholder decals. 🤭🙄🙄🙄🤣

I kid.

But they certainly are a far cry from our dusty Kia van…whose only embellishment is a “custom pinstripe” down one side, courtesy of the sand hill cranes in our neighborhood, who viciously attacked it with their beaks during last year’s mating season. 🤦‍♀️

And don’t even get me started on the interior, which right now straight up looks like an episode of hoarders.

Literally every time those van doors open, I’m silently praying that one of our McDonald’s wrappers doesn’t go flying out the door like that feather from Forrest Gump.

But honestly people, it wasn’t always like this.

Believe it or not, our van was once in mint condition…even had that “new car smell” for at least a month after we drove it off the lot.

Ahhh, I still remember signing those purchase agreement papers like it was yesterday. 🥰

Our oldest son, who was about six at the time, was with us that day…he was busy playing a game on the iPad while we haggled with the salesman.

And that’s when my husband came up with the brilliant idea to quietly pull the salesman aside and ask if he would draw up a little “contract” for our son to sign as well — a “Keep the Van Clean” contract. 🤣

Thankfully, the salesman was eager to play along. And the hilarity that ensued was almost too much to bear with a straight face…

My husband vacated the seat nearest to the sales desk and motioned for my son to take his place…without missing a beat, the salesman began to explain to my son that indeed he too had a part to play in this whole purchase process.

We watched and listened as the salesman in his most professional composure walked my son through all the details of the “Keep the Van Clean” contract…🤣

My son looked at me in disbelief…would the van really be repossessed if we didn’t keep it clean?!?! 😳😳😳😳😳😱🤯

I bit my lip to keep from bursting out in laughter and somehow managed to nod soberly — but then immediately looked away as tears of laughter began rolling down my cheeks. 😂

We still have a carbon copy of that “contract” tucked away in our glove box for safe-keeping. 🤣

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Fast forward to today and despite the best of intentions, we obviously did not in fact end up keeping the van clean. 😩

Don’t get me wrong, we do take it through the car wash every now and again…always vowing afterward to “never eat fast food in here again.” But it’s never long before we’ve messed things up once more.

Good thing our local car wash has an option for an unlimited pass — for a monthly fee, you can drive through the wash and use the vacuums as many times as you need.

And that’s when I got to thinking…when it comes down to it, we’re all just like those minivans. And no matter how nice looking our “van” is on the outside, we all get all messy on the inside sometimes.

And God knows that.

He knows we’re messy…he knows life is rough and we tend to go off road sometimes…and get a little mud on our tires…we get busy and instead of consuming the bread of life from his Word, we’re stopping at a drive thru and keeping the evidence in a pile on our floorboards.

He also knows that just like my dirty old van, we as sinners are in desperate need of washing too — in need of cleansing from all our sins.

So through the blood of Christ the Lamb, He offers unlimited washes to us, too.

And best yet, God’s wash is free. Praise God the price has already been paid for you and me through Jesus’ sacrifice. 🙏❤️🙏

There is one stipulation though…

Our local car wash is open from dawn to dusk — daylight hours only. As convenient as it would be sometimes to we can’t expect to run through the carwash after business hours (when it’s dark), it’s closed. The washers aren’t working.

And just as we can’t run our van through the carwash in the middle of the night, we also cannot expect God to cleanse us when we are willfully walking in darkness. (Hebrew 10:26-29; Romans 6:1)

We must continue to walk in the light in order to receive that continual forgiveness and cleansing — to receive the blessing and privilege of unlimited washes. (I John 1:5-10) That means, following the example and teachings of Jesus in out everyday lives.

The “Keep the Van Clean” contract is a lot like God’s law for us. We should aim to be holy as He is holy — to follow in the footsteps of Jesus. But alas, we are human and we fail — the car wash is His grace for us through Jesus.

Take advantage of that wonderful grace today by acknowledging Jesus as the Son of God and your Savior, repenting of your sins, and being baptized for the remission of your sins. It’s a limited time offer too good to pass up! ❤️

Until next time…

-PWAP

The Life of the Party

It’s Saturday night — got any plans?

Not me…I’m not much of a partier. I’m just cooking dinner, doing laundry, and trying to talk my husband into watching a chick flick with me later tonight. 😂

Speaking of chick flicks…do you remember the movie Father of the Bride?

Unless you were living under a rock in the 1990’s, you probably do. It’s one of my favorites — the unofficial Father of all romantic comedies. 😉

In the film, Steve Martin stars as George Banks, your typical tight-waddish father-of-the-bride. His hilarious foil is Franck Eggelhoffer, an over-the-top flamboyant wedding planner played by Martin Short.

In one of my favorite scenes, these two polar opposites are going back and forth with each other (yet again) over the event budget. 🙄

Tired of George raining on his parade, Franck and his party-planning assistant Howard Weinstein proceed to break out in a catchy little tune:

🎶 “Every party has a pooper, that’s why we invited you, party pooper, party pooper…” 🎶

🥳💩😂😂😂😂😂💩🥳

I guess weddings tend to bring out the best and worst in people. They’re just stressful like that. 🤷‍♀️

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In John 2:1-11, we read about a time that Jesus went to a wedding party, too. You know, the one where He performed His first recorded miracle? Turning water into wine is quite the party trick, if you ask me! 🎉

I think that proves Jesus is definitely NOT a party pooper.

In fact, he’s quite the opposite…Jesus is the Life of the party — “The way, the truth, and the life,” to be exact. 😬😬😬😬 (John 14:6) 😉

And as followers of Christ, we should be, too.

On Saturday nights, some Christians forget that Christ is living in them — and they try to be the “life of the party” by the world’s standards — in what they wear, what they drink, what they say, where they go, and what they do, fearing that others may call them a party pooper if they don’t conform.

Christians are called to be different though. The Bible says we shouldn’t be conformed to the world (Romans 12:2), but transformed. We are to be in the world but not of the world, so-to-speak.

“But you are a chosen race, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, a people for his own possession, that you may proclaim the excellencies of him who called you out of darkness into his marvelous light.” (I Peter 2:9)

People may call you a party pooper…they may even sing you a little song about it 🤣…but if that’s the worst we face in persecution, we should count it all joy.

Whatever your weekend plans may be, remember who you are…remember that Christ lives in you and that we are meant to be so much more than just the life of the party…rather we are the Life of the party instead.

Until next time…

-PWAP

Run, Hide, Fight

Ukraine is on the hearts and minds of the whole world right now. Unthinkable acts of war have been committed by Russian military forces on innocent Ukrainian civilians.

My heart breaks for the people of Ukraine.

They are not just in a war for their country and their lives — but in a war against evil itself.

And the response of the Ukrainian people has been nothing short of awe-inspiring.

Hundreds of thousands of the elderly, women, and children have already fled the country, running for their lives.

Millions within the border are hiding in subways and basements, seeking shelter from crossfire and bombs.

And many more brave civilians, including President Zelenskyy himself, are actively arming themselves and fighting back in defense against these unsolicited attacks.

RUN. HIDE. FIGHT.

These three simple words are our first line of defense in any attack — and they’ve been in my head all week as the world watches the violence in Ukraine unfold.

Jesus tells us, “…do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell.” – Matthew 10:28

This verse provides a comforting perspective to Christians when our physical lives are in jeopardy. But it also points to the fact that there’s a bigger battle going on here than what meets the eye.

“For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.” – Ephesians 6:12

Like Putin — the devil doesn’t fight fair. He ambushes us, especially when our defenses are down. He sees us not as soldiers, but as prey. We don’t have to go looking for a fight…he is hunting us like a lion every day. (I Peter 5:8)

So, as soldiers of Christ, what can we do when the devil attacks?

1. RUN

Flee from sin (I Corinthians 6:18). Don’t let the devil fool you — when he gathers troops at your border, know that his intentions are never good. Run away from sin and don’t look back. Run to spiritual safety if you possibly can.

2. HIDE

If you can’t run…then hide. Hide the Word of God in your heart. (Psalm 119:11) We are told “…the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.” (Philippians 4:7) It will be like a refuge for your soul when you are under spiritual attack. (Psalm 46:1)

3. FIGHT

If you can’t run or hide, just like those brave citizens of Ukraine, you have no other choice but to fight for your spiritual life.

“Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand firm. Stand therefore, having fastened on the belt of truth, and having put on the breastplate of righteousness, and, as shoes for your feet, having put on the readiness given by the gospel of peace. In all circumstances take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming darts of the evil one; and take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God, praying at all times in the Spirit, with all prayer and supplication.” Ephesians 6:13-18

They say the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Evil isn’t only fought on the battlefield with tanks and ammunition…it’s a daily battle that starts in our hearts, in our homes, and in our communities.

So do something — if you know what’s right, do it!

Don’t sit idly by while the spiritual Putins of the world push their evil agenda. Don’t be overtaken. Take a stand. Fight back against evil. Do the right thing.

RUN. HIDE. FIGHT.

And until next time…keep praying for Ukraine. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

“God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.” -Psalm 46:1

-PWAP